gaara
kankuro: look at it! you know you did this!!!!!look at it i say!!!!
gaaea
temari: stop it kanuro! we almost lost him due to the laugh attak tourcher...
kankuro: it never gets old!!haha!
gaara
temari: belive me....it will for a while but as soon as your body can readjust to the nonlaughter, you'll be back to your old self!(she helps gaara off the ground) but ofcourse... that will take a while for the body to stop hurting completely...
(two weeks later...the are in anouther battle seene)
gaara: hmmmhmmhmmm...i got you...and now you're dead!
kankuro
gaara: that was lame...(relizes the violence in the lame joke) what! the snake bites and eats some random dude! cool!(he forgets about his oppenet again and kankuro and his little brother runs off to a random bar)
***later that night***
gaara: man! fun....(he and his brother stumble out of the bar...ovously too drunk for their own good)
gaara
kankuro: dude...you cant get a girl..*burrp* with that kind of gesture.....watch...(he spots some other random girl) hey good lookin...do you wanna have fun tonght?(the girl walks up to him and hits hima s hard as she can and runs quickly to find temari)
gaara: women...they dont know what fun is....
kankuro: yeah! cheers to that!(he opens two more and they drink them down quickly)
gaara: i cant't see....everything's fuzzy and blurry!
kankuro: there's two temari's standing infront of us brother...
gaara: shall we run for life?
kankuro: lets(they run for one block and they both run into a pole)
kankuro/gaara: ow!
temari: ok the drunkin brothers...time to come home!
kankuro: hehehehehehehehehehehehahahaha! she's got us brother!
gaara: hehe! i know....*he starts to spin without relizing it* the world's spinnong!
temari: no...it's you!(she drags them to her house) men!
(as soon as she gets back...she sees shikamaru waiting on her)
shikamaru: what happend to them?
temari: they gor wasted...they drank too much beer!
shikamaru: is baki here? is our date cancelled because of your brothers?
temari: no...skiki...we'll get baki snsei to watch them while they are in the "crash" stage of being drunk....it'll take two days for them to be normal again....
(all i coould think of...add more later









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Naruto 'Yo momma! jokes.' [link]
NaruHina, Haku, Twlight, Jonas Brothers, music? All me. :3
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deidara rules!!!!!!art is a bang yeah! deidara rules! yay exploding clay! yay deidara! go get'em deidara! deidara's art rules too! art is a bang! un!
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deidara rules!!!!!!art is a bang yeah! deidara rules! yay exploding clay! yay deidara! go get'em deidara! deidara's art rules too! art is a bang! un!
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Jr. & Shunda
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Devil may Cry 4 AWESOME!
Persona 3 FES & 4 AWESOME!
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